No, not last week’s sausages – I’m not that silly. Leftovers from this week.
I suppose you remember that I recently mentioned we only eat sausages in moderation? Yeah, I was lying.
The kids made a strong business case, followed by lots of whining.
TIP: Wrap a bit of tinfoil around the bottom of the sausage and it becomes a portable treat, ideal for toddlers.
Foil-wrapped sausages are also ideal for eating in front of the TV. Which we never do, of course.
I discovered that you can also buy sausages that contain carrot and zucchini, to assuage your guilt.